Drug Side Effect Detectives Pillows

'It says not to use heavy machinery when taking these. What's heavy machinery?'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Covid Music

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Science and Coronavirus

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Flu Vaccine.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

'I had this two years ago.'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

Criminal Germs

"We may have found the vaccine but it's fattening."

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

John Snow

Ebola Clinic

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

'No I didn't say he has swine flu... I said the swine has flu!'

"It's great to be back. . .!"

Now landing at an airport near you.