Driver's Lifestyle Humorist Gifts

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Ducks crossing.

Speed Checked By Radar.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

'I've been glamped!'

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."

I take it back - He's not writing a text and driving, he's illustrating a text and driving.

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

Detour 50c.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

"Before I have anymore, who's driving tonight, me or you"

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

'Hello, I'm phoning from my car '.

Caution: Armed Student Driver

This lane reserved for average persons only.

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

"Flashed again....Anyone would think I was on full beam!"