Driver's Lifestyle Humorist Gifts

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Ducks crossing.

Speed Checked By Radar.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

'I've been glamped!'

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

Detour 50c.

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.

"Before I have anymore, who's driving tonight, me or you"

"Flashed again....Anyone would think I was on full beam!"

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

"Okay...when the light turns red, you stop. When the light turns green, you go."

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

This lane reserved for average persons only.

Caution: Armed Student Driver

'Hello, I'm phoning from my car '.