Domestic Satire Gifts

Industrial Relations at Home.

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Spot the difference.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"The Nominees"

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"Beg for peace!"

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

Militant Pacifists

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

"Didn't we already travel down this road?"

"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"