Domestic Satire Fan Gifts

'Ronald!! You're home early - uh, this isn't what it looks like!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Trump! The Musical

"You know, there are other emojis."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Putin and Zelensky

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

Official Fight Cards

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

AstraZeneca Vaccine vs Sputnik V

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"The enemy of the people!"

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

Anywhere but here

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

Yet another creepy clown sighting...