Domestic Satire Pillows

Industrial Relations at Home.

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Spot the difference.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

"The Nominees"

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

Dolestart - A New Initiative

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

"Beg for peace!"

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"Didn't we already travel down this road?"

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"