Doctoral Student Gifts

"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Eternal Student.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

The Bookworm

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Scientists are sexy

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

K9 Literati

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'