Doctoral Pursuits Gifts

"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Eternal Student.

Apples for sale

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Paul Ree

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Think Tank

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Burning the midnight oil.

Assertiveness

Intellectual Property

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

A person reading an advanced book, standing on the pile of other books that he's had to read in order to become knowledgable enough to reach/read it.

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

The Economy of Ideas