Doctoral Candidates Gifts

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Eternal Student.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

The Bookworm

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"My biggest weakness? I'm a perfectionist."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

"You would be perfect if you weren't you!"

'Now let me explain our retirement plan.'

The importance of paying attention in med school.