Doctor In Training Gifts

'Do you repair immune systems?'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'Well,gentlemen,-who's playing God today?'

"Until my diplomas come back from the framer I don't feel comfortable giving you a diagnosis."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"Wanna play doctor?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

The Bookworm

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."