Medic In Training Gifts

"I need to extract your bluetooth under anaesthetic."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Gross."

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Dentist Training School.

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"This is a teaching hospital."

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

Med School Mascots.

Dolphin tricks.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'Let's see now...'