Medical Trainee Gifts

'Admit it Henderson, it's your first time isn't it.'

'It's not for soaking your feet... it's a bedpan!'

'But the uniform was the main reason I became a nurse in the first place.'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"I know you're new to the job, Ms. Jones, but the correct term is 'stat'... not 'move your ass'!"

Survey says there are still a quarter of trainee GPs to stay in full-time clinical work

"Nothing beats the thrill of operating beyond one's competence."

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

"If I make it into medical school it'll be as a cadaver!"

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Physician tending a mummy.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Providing Healthcare For All

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."