Graduate Trainee Gifts

'If the total is wrong, is the whole thing wrong?'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Make a lot of money."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

Good Luck!

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Hear me, Graduates!

Student Debt

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

When English majors become waiters.