Graduate Training Gifts

'If the total is wrong, is the whole thing wrong?'

A Puppet Named Juan

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Make a lot of money."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Personnel. I've heard of "magna cum laude" and "summa cum laude," but I've never heard of a person graduating "persona non grata." (Published originally on June 3, 1981.)

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Good Luck!

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'Does my head look big in this?'

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Hear me, Graduates!

Student Debt

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

When English majors become waiters.