Graduating Education Program Gifts

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Big Bang Theory.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

' A good idea '

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

All Hail the Matriarchy

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"This is what's known as a book."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"