Graduating From An Education Program Gifts

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Big Bang Theory.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

' A good idea '

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Surfing the daily stress

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'What's play?'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

The best PE teacher in the World.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

All Hail the Matriarchy

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'