Graduating From An Education Program Prints

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Big Bang Theory.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

' A good idea '

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Surfing the daily stress

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'What's play?'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'