Graduating From College Gifts

College is expensive but will add thousands of dollars to my lifetime loan, which I can use to pay off my college loans.

'We're sorry, but without the crushing burden of student debt, you lack the desperation that guarantees company loyalty.'

ECONOMICS 101, 'Everybody out! -- This class has been canceled by order of the Federal Government!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Eternal Student.

Reach for the Star.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The adoration of the gels.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Woman carries the world.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."