Graduate Studies Gifts

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Gender Equality

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Make a lot of money."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Scarcity

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Good Luck!

Burning the midnight oil.

Intellectual Property

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Finally...school starts next week."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

A person reading an advanced book, standing on the pile of other books that he's had to read in order to become knowledgable enough to reach/read it.

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

Student Debt