Graduate Studies Gifts

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Math Dept. Professor, I'd like to write my thesis on infinite sets. Don't start something you can't finish.

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Kenosha. What's your problem?! I'm a grad student pursuing my PhD. in robotics. Under the recent tax plan that passed the House, I'd have to count my tuition waiver as income, even though I never received any actual money. This would put me in a higher tax bracket and I'd have to drop out because I could never afford to pay those taxes. Good riddance, Poindexter. Science is nothing but gobbledygook anyway. Studies have shown that's not the case.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Gender Equality

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Make a lot of money."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Scarcity

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Burning the midnight oil.

Good Luck!

Intellectual Property

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

A person reading an advanced book, standing on the pile of other books that he's had to read in order to become knowledgable enough to reach/read it.

'Does my head look big in this?'