Postgraduate Gifts

'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Big Bang Theory.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Make a lot of money."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Scientists are sexy

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"This is what's known as a book."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Good Luck!