Postgraduate Life Gifts

"Grape juice that went to graduate school."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Make a lot of money."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Good Luck!

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'