Postgraduate Studies Gifts

"Uh...no, thank you. I'll just stay another four years."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Make a lot of money."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Scarcity

Scientists are sexy

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Good Luck!

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Day one, post grad

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Does my head look big in this?'

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

Student Debt

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."