Postgraduate Ponderer Gifts

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Max Weber

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Caption Contest TK

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'