Campus Ponderer Gifts

'Into each life, a certain amount of analytical incongruity must fall.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Robot Attack in Bath

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

"An equation for your thoughts?"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

Well at least we can handle these rocks.