Postgraduate Student Gifts

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Eternal Student.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Make a lot of money."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Good Luck!

"My homework ate my dog."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

His Master's Thesis.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Pesky students.

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Good Luck!

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

Day one, post grad

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."