Phd Student Gifts

'Professor, Professor, the slaves are, I mean, the PhD students are revolting!'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

Macroscope

"I love never finishing our dissertations together."

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Eternal Student.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Scientists are sexy

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

math faculty

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

The One That Newton Missed

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)