Phd Defense Gifts

Looking for a clever way to honor a scholar’s achievement? Our PhD defense-themed products blend humor with pride, perfect for celebrating this significant milestone in academic life.

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"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!" mockup

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

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Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well." mockup

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

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Eternal Student.

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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love mockup

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

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Scientists are sexy

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Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done. mockup

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

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'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.' mockup

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

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'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?' mockup

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

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Ten Years to get the Ph.D

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"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?" mockup

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

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"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate." mockup

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

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'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.' mockup

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

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"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused." mockup

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

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Peer-reviewed journal publication. mockup

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

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US fears missile competition.

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"Once again, I simply don't recall." mockup

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

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math faculty

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"In my client's defence, the label on the bottle clearly read, 'rat poison'...not 'people poison'."

"In my client's defence, the label on the bottle clearly read, 'rat poison'...not 'people poison'." mockup

"In my client's defence, the label on the bottle clearly read, 'rat poison'...not 'people poison'."

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"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people." mockup

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

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Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton mockup

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

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Closing arguments.

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"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check." mockup

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

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"I totally meant to do that."

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'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.' mockup

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

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'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.' mockup

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

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"Oh sure, some random monster runs amok through the village, and the first person you pull in for questioning is my client!"

"Oh sure, some random monster runs amok through the village, and the first person you pull in for questioning is my client!" mockup

"Oh sure, some random monster runs amok through the village, and the first person you pull in for questioning is my client!"

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"As his nanny she would have known about his diabetes and et she gave him spoonfuls, yes spoonfuls, of sugar."

"As his nanny she would have known about his diabetes and et she gave him spoonfuls, yes spoonfuls, of sugar." mockup

"As his nanny she would have known about his diabetes and et she gave him spoonfuls, yes spoonfuls, of sugar."

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What do overcrowded prisons say about defense lawyers?

What do overcrowded prisons say about defense lawyers? mockup

What do overcrowded prisons say about defense lawyers?

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'I accept that a dog can be a man's best friend but I'm afraid that doesn't qualify you to speak on the defendant's behalf...'

'I accept that a dog can be a man's best friend but I'm afraid that doesn't qualify you to speak on the defendant's behalf...' mockup

'I accept that a dog can be a man's best friend but I'm afraid that doesn't qualify you to speak on the defendant's behalf...'

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Macroscope

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"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..." mockup

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."

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'The good news is, I got you the best lawyer money can buy. The bad news is, I used up the loot to pay him.'

'The good news is, I got you the best lawyer money can buy. The bad news is, I used up the loot to pay him.' mockup

'The good news is, I got you the best lawyer money can buy. The bad news is, I used up the loot to pay him.'

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'Yes, I can defend you, but we may have a tough time selecting a jury of your peers.'

'Yes, I can defend you, but we may have a tough time selecting a jury of your peers.' mockup

'Yes, I can defend you, but we may have a tough time selecting a jury of your peers.'

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PhD

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Phd Defense Gifts Collection

Phd Defense Mugs

Discover more PhD defense gifts and celebrate this milestone with our fun and insightful mug collection.

Phd Defense Pillows

Find the perfect PhD defense pillow to add humor and comfort to this special achievement.

Phd Defense Prints

Browse our inspiring prints to commemorate the victory of completing a PhD defense and add personality to any space.

Phd Defense T-Shirts

Explore our witty and proud PhD defense t-shirts, designed to make the academic achievement even more memorable.