Thesis Defense Gifts

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

dog vs UFO...

His Master's Thesis.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Freedom of Speech

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Boomerang

Robo Sapiens

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

Man with Sword in Penholder

'Safe!'

Math Dept. Professor, I'd like to write my thesis on infinite sets. Don't start something you can't finish.

"Oh stop judging me, Gerald!"

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

Job Stress.

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

Arming teachers...what's the worst that could happen?

'I am an unhappy employee.'

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"