Legal Defense Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone involved in legal defense or just passionate about law? Our collection offers witty and clever merchandise like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the law with a humorous twist. Perfect for lawyers, paralegals, or law students who appreciate a good laugh while showcasing their dedication to justice.

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'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'

'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.' mockup

'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'

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'So what's your recommendation? I suggest a tunnel.'

'So what's your recommendation? I suggest a tunnel.' mockup

'So what's your recommendation? I suggest a tunnel.'

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'I'll take your case since every defendant is guaranteed a fair trial provided you don't try to use my office as a hideout.'

'I'll take your case since every defendant is guaranteed a fair trial provided you don't try to use my office as a hideout.' mockup

'I'll take your case since every defendant is guaranteed a fair trial provided you don't try to use my office as a hideout.'

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'Have you ever been arrested? No. I've never been caught .'

'Have you ever been arrested? No. I've never been caught .' mockup

'Have you ever been arrested? No. I've never been caught .'

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Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it! mockup

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

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Ban on Free Speech

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"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?" mockup

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

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"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale." mockup

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

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'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character. mockup

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

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"Judgement Day: Division Four"

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Patent Attorney (invisible man)

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"Bailiff."

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"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?" mockup

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

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"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?" mockup

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

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"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor." mockup

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

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"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?" mockup

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

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'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.' mockup

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

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"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!" mockup

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

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"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?" mockup

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

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"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual." mockup

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

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Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof. mockup

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

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"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'." mockup

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

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"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

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'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!' mockup

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

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"Objection! Pummelling the witness." mockup

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

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"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?" mockup

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

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"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused." mockup

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

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The Birth of a Lawsuit

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"They're class action figures."

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Justice 4 Ron

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'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.' mockup

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

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'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!' mockup

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

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'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.' mockup

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

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'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?' mockup

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

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Legal Defense Gifts Collection

Legal Defense Mugs

Discover more witty legal defense mugs designed to brighten up mornings and showcase their courtroom humor.

Legal Defense Pillows

Find hilarious and stylish legal defense pillows to add comfort and humor to any room.

Legal Defense Prints

Browse our selection of legal defense art prints—perfect for law offices or a lawyer's personal space.

Legal Defense T-Shirts

Explore our collection of legal defense t-shirts that combine wit and professionalism—perfect for legal professionals and enthusiasts.