Starting A Phd Gifts

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Eternal Student.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Scientists are sexy

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"Check out this new store."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

math faculty

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

Biotechnology in agriculture

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

"I totally meant to do that."

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

Macroscope

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"