"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"
Starting A Phd Program Gifts
Starting a PhD program is a major milestone filled with both challenges and triumphs. Our collection of thoughtful and humorous products is designed to encourage and cheer on the newest scholars. Whether it's a mug to fuel those late-night study sessions, a t-shirt to showcase their academic pride, or a print to inspire their workspace, find the perfect gift to mark their scholarly milestone and motivate their research journey.
"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"
Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"
Eternal Student.
"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love
A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.
Scientists are sexy
Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.
Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.
'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'
'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'
Ten Years to get the Ph.D
Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'
'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'
Peer-reviewed journal publication.
"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."
“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”
math faculty
East is East, West is West, Business is Business.
This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.
Biotechnology in agriculture
Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton
"I totally meant to do that."
Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab
Macroscope
"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."
'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'
PhD
Some New Mortarboard Styles.
"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."
'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'
Starting A Phd Program Gifts Collection
Starting A Phd Program Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for new PhD students. Find a funny or motivational design that keeps their coffee hot through late-night study marathons.
Starting A Phd Program Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring comfort to their study or relaxation areas. A perfect gift to remind new PhD students they're supported and capable.
Starting A Phd Program Prints
Browse our inspiring art prints made for new scholars. They add motivation and a personal touch to any study or office space, making every day a bit brighter.
Starting A Phd Program T-Shirts
Check out our selection of T-shirts celebrating PhD milestones. Stylish and witty, they're perfect for showing off academic pride or making a statement.