Completing A Phd Gifts

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

After earning her PHD, Repunzel was right ar home in her academic ivory tower.

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Scientists are sexy

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

His Master's Thesis.

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

National Academy of Sport

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

Book publishing.

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Odd Mortarboards.

math faculty

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"I totally meant to do that."

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

Macroscope

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."

Night Owl

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

PhD

'Try not to be an idiot.'

"This is all going into my thesis."

"I buried my doctoral thesis in an unmarked grave. . . because, ultimately, you never know."

Some New Mortarboard Styles.