Graduating With A Phd Gifts

"My doctoral thesis looks like a fake? Scandalous! I'll have a word with the bloke I bought it from!"

"Birdbrain! I showed them: Through dedication and hard work, I now have a PhD..."

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Eternal Student.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Scientists are sexy

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

math faculty

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

"I totally meant to do that."

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

Macroscope

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

PhD

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

Psychology: Registering for this class is a No-Brainer

"Textbook."

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

"A Ph.D. in physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."