Completing A Doctorate Gifts

PhD

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Scientists are sexy

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

His Master's Thesis.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

National Academy of Sport

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Mutation D614G

Book publishing.

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Dentist Training School.

Odd Mortarboards.

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

math faculty

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"I totally meant to do that."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'

Night Owl

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

'Try not to be an idiot.'

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

"This is all going into my thesis."

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."