Completing A Dissertation Gifts

Book publishing.

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

National Academy of Sport

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Odd Mortarboards.

High Five

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

"I totally meant to do that."

'He's a structural engineer.'

Hope you're still writing that novel!

Math Dept. Professor, I'd like to write my thesis on infinite sets. Don't start something you can't finish.

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

Night Owl

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

PhD

"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream."

'Try not to be an idiot.'

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."

Sorry I've got Writer's Block.

"I buried my doctoral thesis in an unmarked grave. . . because, ultimately, you never know."