Completing A Thesis Gifts

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"

If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

National Academy of Sport

Trilby - Finis

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

Book publishing.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

High Five

Odd Mortarboards.

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."

"I totally meant to do that."

'He's a structural engineer.'

Hope you're still writing that novel!

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Math Dept. Professor, I'd like to write my thesis on infinite sets. Don't start something you can't finish.

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'

Night Owl

"I read your manuscript with interest."

PhD