Completing A Scientific Paper Gifts

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Now showing, at a University near you...

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Trilby - Finis

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

Book publishing.

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

'So, how was flight school?'

High Five

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."

"I totally meant to do that."

'He's a structural engineer.'

Hope you're still writing that novel!

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'

Night Owl

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

"I read your manuscript with interest."

"The world isn't ready for a book like this. How would you feel about publishing it posthumously?"

"This is probably the most mature, astute novel of the last half century that I've just finished. Me want ice cream."

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."

Sorry I've got Writer's Block.