Completion Of A Research Project Gifts

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"#Win!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

Book publishing.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Whiskey wars

High Five

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

"I totally meant to do that."

'He's a structural engineer.'

'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

Night Owl

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

PhD

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"I buried my doctoral thesis in an unmarked grave. . . because, ultimately, you never know."

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"

If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?

Bricklayer admires her work.

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony