Completing A Research Project Gifts

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"#Win!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

Book publishing.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

High Five

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

Biotechnology in agriculture

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

"I totally meant to do that."

'He's a structural engineer.'

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'

Night Owl

PhD

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

"I buried my doctoral thesis in an unmarked grave. . . because, ultimately, you never know."

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."

"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"

'The tassel? It's my mortar board.'