Finishing A Dissertation Gifts

Completing a dissertation is a monumental achievement worth celebrating! Find humorous, inspiring, and personal gifts that acknowledge the hard work, late nights, and perseverance of graduates. Our collection is perfect to honor this milestone with something that makes them smile every time they see it.

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"I buried my doctoral thesis in an unmarked grave. . . because, ultimately, you never know."

"I buried my doctoral thesis in an unmarked grave. . . because, ultimately, you never know." mockup

"I buried my doctoral thesis in an unmarked grave. . . because, ultimately, you never know."

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'I have this fear of the real world...' mockup

'I have this fear of the real world...'

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"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?" mockup

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

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Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?" mockup

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

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Scientists are sexy

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"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

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Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help. mockup

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

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''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.' mockup

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

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Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done. mockup

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

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Trilby - Finis

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Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well." mockup

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

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"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate." mockup

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

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"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?" mockup

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

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Book publishing.

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"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them." mockup

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

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'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?'' mockup

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

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A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books. mockup

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

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High Five

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Odd Mortarboards.

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math faculty

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"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."

"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript." mockup

"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."

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'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.' mockup

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

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"I totally meant to do that."

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'He's a structural engineer.'

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"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?" mockup

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

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"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

"The best part is, for me history is now history!" mockup

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

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Tiddles completes his doctorate.

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'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.' mockup

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'

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'It wasn't my fault. They asked me about things that happened before I was born.'

'It wasn't my fault. They asked me about things that happened before I was born.' mockup

'It wasn't my fault. They asked me about things that happened before I was born.'

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Night Owl

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PhD

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"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?" mockup

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

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"I read your manuscript with interest." mockup

"I read your manuscript with interest."

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"The world isn't ready for a book like this. How would you feel about publishing it posthumously?"

"The world isn't ready for a book like this. How would you feel about publishing it posthumously?" mockup

"The world isn't ready for a book like this. How would you feel about publishing it posthumously?"

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'Try not to be an idiot.'

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Finishing A Dissertation Gifts Collection

Finishing A Dissertation Mugs

Looking for more ways to celebrate? Browse our collection of mugs that honor the dedication and perseverance of finishing a dissertation.

Finishing A Dissertation Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort to any room with our witty pillows celebrating the journey of completing a dissertation.

Finishing A Dissertation Prints

Transform their achievement into art with prints that capture the journey and triumph of finishing a dissertation.

Finishing A Dissertation T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt to showcase your graduate’s achievement—fun, stylish, and a great reminder of their hard-won success.