'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'
Writing A Dissertation Gifts
Searching for a gift to honor a student tackling a dissertation? Our collection of humorous and meaningful products celebrates late nights, coffee cravings, and the ultimate academic achievement. Whether they’re in the thick of research or celebrating their success, find a gift that captures the rollercoaster of writing that daunting thesis. Add a touch of wit and warmth to their journey with our curated selection.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.
Copycats
I should be a writer when I grow up...
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'
'How fast can you hype?'
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Squeezing the Free Press.
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"
"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"
"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."
Campaign for Plain English
My Bookshelf Before the Internet
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."
"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
Torturing the English Language
Writing A Dissertation Gifts Collection
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