Post-college Life Gifts

Burgers Fries Shakes. Order Here. I think my college degree must be worth a lot --- It's hardly been used at all!

The Art Student.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Kardiff.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

'We've decided to call off our go-slow' 'What go-slow?'

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

Too big to fail

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Day one, post grad