University Life Transition Gifts

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

The fate of the emigrant

Others will fight for you

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Work/Life Balance

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Good Luck!

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'Yes, can I help you?'

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'