University Life Transition Pillows

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Others will fight for you

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Work/Life Balance

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Good Luck!

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Yes, can I help you?'

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'