End Of College Life Gifts

"But I'm not ready to go yet!"

The Art Student.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Kardiff.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Santa does a keg stand.

All Hail the Matriarchy

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'