Doctor's Office Humor Lover Gifts

What you have is not serious. It would only be serious if I had it.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"You won’t need refills."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'The nurse wanted you to pee in THIS type of cup.'