Doctor's Office Humor Lover Mugs

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"You won’t need refills."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

Machine Wipes Sweat From Surgeon's Brow.