Diy Bathroom Fixer Pillows

Man on toilet with funnel

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Fixing the Computer.

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Never marry an engineer."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

Mower Repair

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Repairing the UFO

Caveman wheel repairers.

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'I suppose you tried to fix it yourself.'

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

'Yeah, looks like you've got soem non-standard plumbing here'

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

"Dad, my doorknob broke...can you fix it?"

Leaking washing machine.

"I think you should turn the water temperature down a bit. The water melted through the tub and then through the floor."

Wobbly bed.

'Ideal for children - the play area is only a stone's throw away...'

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

'It's our last resort.'

'Must be more careful with those shears in future'