Diy Bathroom Fixer Gifts

Man on toilet with funnel

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Fixing the Computer.

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Never marry an engineer."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

Caveman wheel repairers.

Repairing the UFO

Mower Repair

Son? We need to talk about inappropriate life choices. I was joking. I'm not going to be an investment banker. Great! I'd hate to see you waste your talents. There are plenty of other jobs. Like the fixer who disappears famous athletes' awkward e-mails. You'll always be employed.

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

'I suppose you tried to fix it yourself.'

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

'Yeah, looks like you've got soem non-standard plumbing here'

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

Wobbly bed.

"Dad, my doorknob broke...can you fix it?"

"I think you should turn the water temperature down a bit. The water melted through the tub and then through the floor."

'Ideal for children - the play area is only a stone's throw away...'

Julian Assange

Leaking washing machine.

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

We tore up the stone, and there was this beautiful hardwood floor underneath!

'Must be more careful with those shears in future'

"Spray me.""Trim me.""Prune me.""Mow me.""Weed me.""Fix me.""Paint me."

"Sink's clogged again?"