Divorce Documentarians Gifts

'Show me the money!'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Kirsten Johnson

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

Generation Ex.

Casting Wildlife Films.

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'

"This is going to be a real Fly - On - The - Wall documentary."

Social lens of the photojournalist

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

'I'm sorry, but according to this there's nothing I can do. It appears your species mates for life.'

"I liked you better as my first husband."

"An 'Irish divorce' doesn't have quite the same ring to it as a 'Mexican divorce'."

'Unusual weather for June'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'I didn't get the settlement I was hoping for...turns out I'd already spent most of his money while we were married.'

'We've agreed to divide your community property 50-50...50% for your wife and 50% for her attorney.'

Ron began to feel that Gina was taking their relationship a bit too seriously.

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

"He left me. I doubt it was for another woman, though. He asked me for a letter of recommendation."

'I'm sorry you were found guilty.'

Tony Hayward.

'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'

"They always bring a camera. They keep hoping I'll do something interesting."

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

'Typical. Now we're flooded with bloody politicians...'

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