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'Show me the money!'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Kirsten Johnson

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

Generation Ex.

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

Casting Wildlife Films.

"This is going to be a real Fly - On - The - Wall documentary."

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

"I liked you better as my first husband."

"An 'Irish divorce' doesn't have quite the same ring to it as a 'Mexican divorce'."

'I'm sorry, but according to this there's nothing I can do. It appears your species mates for life.'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Unusual weather for June'

'I didn't get the settlement I was hoping for...turns out I'd already spent most of his money while we were married.'

'We've agreed to divide your community property 50-50...50% for your wife and 50% for her attorney.'

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

'I'm sorry you were found guilty.'

"He left me. I doubt it was for another woman, though. He asked me for a letter of recommendation."

'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

"They always bring a camera. They keep hoping I'll do something interesting."

Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

"I've got to be honest with you. I've been married three times and each of them flew the coop."